The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out
and yelled, 'Oh my gosh...they're ass-holes!'

The teacher had to leave the room!