I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about
our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the
door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We
agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a
raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but
he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
What's for dinner, Zorro?"