I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he  is 86).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors "It looked like a rainbow" and my dad kept staring at her.



The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never
done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing

my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't
choke on his response – I knew he’d have a good one!!

In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock .
I was just wondering if you were my daughter.”